Basso 1 hr 40 mins Sleepy 1 hr 45 mins Count Spanglish 1 hr 48 mins Luke 1 hr 59 mins Hamster 2 hrs 5 mins Muppet 2 hrs 5 mins Potter 2 hrs 12 mins Mechanic 2 hrs 12 mins Joker 2 hrs 45 mins
DNF Yoda 150m short Doc 1.8km short Connor 1.8km short Frosty 10km short Sag man Support
Riddle me this:
1).What's it called when you have 9 hours ride time, your Bianchi rides without a hitch And YET, you make at least 5 mechanical stops?
1a). And Mr Potter, can you tell me whether this provides a time bonus to the Hogwart's time keeper ruling of 2hrs 12 minutes (3 minutes faster than real world time but who would argue with the wizard)?
2) How does the Bear (aka: Wild Man Nick, aka Bruce Willis, aka The Joker) continue to smile whether he's describing a world catastrophe, getting smashed on Saturday, smashing everyone on Sunday, standing knee deep in ants or his wife's cooking?
3) How is it 13 grown men who conquer mountains, face nature's wrath head on and go on masse into country towns wearing lycra are too afraid to present Gonz with his obvious nick name?
Time for another Rhyme.
The Silly Hill Billies (Sung to the music of The Beverley Hill Billies)
Once there was a man named Ged Bought himself a bike cause the kids preferred their bed Packed up the car for a weekend with the crew Ended with the gruppo and the wife and babies too... 26 that is...Texas gold.
Next thing you know the boys are up and heading down The Muppet leads the race but the Tiger can't be found The gruppo takes it easy as the breaking 3 take flight The Bike Whisper's up-staged by a one-armed freak in bright
Carlos hits the hill and we think we hear him curse Testing all his stitching while his Look is in reverse If you can't match the Hamster in a race up to the top try to sell his Ridley to the locals at the shop...cafe culture that is....pissing rain....Texas gold.
Meanwhile the Doctor's dragging Yoda up the hill Who would have thought the jedi had in him still Riding through the clouds wasn't ever in the plan The gruppo's sinking coldies while they're waving down the van
While the sag man grabs the chokers the gruppo's empathy is scant The Joker's treating rashes that he's blaming on the ants They've washed and dressed and eaten before they realise something's lost Sitting at the gate is Carlos mating with Jack Frost...all alone that is...behind a cloud...Texas gold
The End.
Apologies to tales of: The day of failing rubber. Steven Bradbury returns What happens when you lock Demons in a small room with taps and toilet paper Dutiful wives' club Dinner PAIN The Pissing Well in One Tree Town Where has Darwin Gone? and Confessions of a Mechanic
Itsy bitsy hamster climbed the mountain side Down came the rain and washed poor Hamster's pride Out came the sunshine and dried up Dinner plane And Itsy Bitsy Hamster was loved by all again.
it's raining, it's pouring. Ivan Basso's snoring He race ahead of sleepy head who couldn't get up in the morning.
Rain, rain go away where's the van to save my day.
There once was a Spanglishman unruly Who thought Hotham was his...no truly He never looked back And eventually cracked Now we all know The Count peaks prematurely
stand by all you others. Apolodies from the distribution: Doctor Yoda - Ancient but agile warrior jedi. Sag man
Times
ReplyDeleteBasso 1 hr 40 mins
Sleepy 1 hr 45 mins
Count Spanglish 1 hr 48 mins
Luke 1 hr 59 mins
Hamster 2 hrs 5 mins
Muppet 2 hrs 5 mins
Potter 2 hrs 12 mins
Mechanic 2 hrs 12 mins
Joker 2 hrs 45 mins
DNF
Yoda 150m short
Doc 1.8km short
Connor 1.8km short
Frosty 10km short
Sag man Support
Riddle me this:
1).What's it called when you have 9 hours ride time, your Bianchi rides without a hitch And YET, you make at least 5 mechanical stops?
1a). And Mr Potter, can you tell me whether this provides a time bonus to the Hogwart's time keeper ruling of 2hrs 12 minutes (3 minutes faster than real world time but who would argue with the wizard)?
2) How does the Bear (aka: Wild Man Nick, aka Bruce Willis, aka The Joker) continue to smile whether he's describing a world catastrophe, getting smashed on Saturday, smashing everyone on Sunday, standing knee deep in ants or his wife's cooking?
3) How is it 13 grown men who conquer mountains, face nature's wrath head on and go on masse into country towns wearing lycra are too afraid to present Gonz with his obvious nick name?
Time for another Rhyme.
The Silly Hill Billies (Sung to the music of The Beverley Hill Billies)
Once there was a man named Ged
Bought himself a bike cause the kids preferred their bed
Packed up the car for a weekend with the crew
Ended with the gruppo and the wife and babies too... 26 that is...Texas gold.
Next thing you know the boys are up and heading down
The Muppet leads the race but the Tiger can't be found
The gruppo takes it easy as the breaking 3 take flight
The Bike Whisper's up-staged by a one-armed freak in bright
Carlos hits the hill and we think we hear him curse
Testing all his stitching while his Look is in reverse
If you can't match the Hamster in a race up to the top
try to sell his Ridley to the locals at the shop...cafe culture that is....pissing rain....Texas gold.
Meanwhile the Doctor's dragging Yoda up the hill
Who would have thought the jedi had in him still
Riding through the clouds wasn't ever in the plan
The gruppo's sinking coldies while they're waving down the van
While the sag man grabs the chokers the gruppo's empathy is scant
The Joker's treating rashes that he's blaming on the ants
They've washed and dressed and eaten before they realise something's lost
Sitting at the gate is Carlos mating with Jack Frost...all alone that is...behind a cloud...Texas gold
The End.
Apologies to tales of:
The day of failing rubber.
Steven Bradbury returns
What happens when you lock Demons in a small room with taps and toilet paper
Dutiful wives' club
Dinner PAIN
The Pissing Well in One Tree Town
Where has Darwin Gone?
and
Confessions of a Mechanic
Itsy bitsy hamster climbed the mountain side
Down came the rain and washed poor Hamster's pride
Out came the sunshine and dried up Dinner plane
And Itsy Bitsy Hamster was loved by all again.
it's raining, it's pouring.
Ivan Basso's snoring
He race ahead of sleepy head who couldn't get up in the morning.
Rain, rain go away where's the van to save my day.
There once was a Spanglishman unruly
Who thought Hotham was his...no truly
He never looked back
And eventually cracked
Now we all know The Count peaks prematurely
stand by all you others.
Apolodies from the distribution:
Doctor
Yoda - Ancient but agile warrior jedi.
Sag man