Music and lyrics by Led Zeppelin, Basso and mechanic
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Climb Rankings
1 Basso 45 mins
2 Sleepy 47 mins (max 23 gear!!!)
3 Ironman 48 mins
4 Hamster 50 mins
5 Skywalker 52 mins
6 Muppett 55 mins
7 Potter 55 mins
8 Mechanic 55 mins
9 Doctor 60 mins plus time to order and consume apple juice, muffin and café latte
There's a lady who's sure,
ReplyDeleteher man's back at 1 or before
but he's climbing a stairway to heaven
At Noo-jee they all know
If the dunny's are all closed
Without a word Potter and Mechanic can't do what they came for.
F%#*, F%#*, F%#*, F%#*
And there climbing a stairway to heaven
Vesper's climb hurts the sack
Just ask the Doc on the way back
Cause you know sometimes hills are just meanies
On the climb by the brook
The wombat no longer sings
Sometimes all the mechanics can't help Muppet
F%#*, this ride makes us wonder
F%#*, this ride makes us wonder
There's a feeling we get
While we climb before the wet
And our nuts are all crying For leaving
In our thoughts we have seen
Rings of smoke at Gantry
from the suburu as we stand looking
F@#$, cause we're not pedalling
F@#$ cause we can't pedal
And it's whispered that soon
If we zig zag the wall
Then skywalker will lead us to reason
And a new day will dawn
Even Hamster can't spin more
And the forests will Echo with laughter
F@#$, my back is hurting
F@#$ my neck is really hurting
If there's a Buzzer in the café
Don't be alarmed now
It's just the lazy local barman
Yes there are two stars you can't go by
but in the long run
Cippo will have to change the cog he's on.
Bassoooo. And it's no wonder
Your legs are cramping and it won't go
Basso's calling you to join him
Dear Lukie can you see the clouds come and did you know, Doc is dressed like obi wan kenobi.
(coffee)
And as we race back down the road
Ironman has no brakes at all
There rides a wizard we all know
Who's busting for a piss beside the road
And if you're braking very hard
The end will come to you at last
But where the F!@#$ is Noojee pub
When all are in and checked with wives
There's Parma's for all except ironman
And we'll know who tackled Baw Baaaawwww
who climbed like rocks and those that roooolllll
And they've climbed a stairway
To heaven...
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Let's begin with a little ditti I pick-up from a little banter btw (Ithink) Sleepy Head and Hampster.
(best Sung By Rolph Harris)
HIT No.1
Beastiality's Great Jo
Beastiality's great!
He's lying there by the Road, Jo
So give the wombat a go.
HIT No. 2
Give me a road amongst the gum trees
With lots of stops please
a pee or two and a kangaroo.
Basso up the front, Doctor out the back
And a big F%#*ing wall