Saturday, June 26, 2010

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Nongs Sunday the 20th June

Meet at BTs street at 7am for a dandenongs trip. Been awhile so no speed records this week.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Donna mounting

How about this Sunday we knock the bitch off in honour of the Queen..

Can I go Riding?

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Winter Madness - Mounting Donna

Matt the field mouse of Flanders, who is also a little mad, has suggested that his Topbike Tour mates, Muppett and Connor, are a little soft if they don't join him tomorrow am to see how his new 27 cluster copes mounting Donna. Not feeling threatened at all at the prospect of being labelled "soft", we have agreed to meet at the Launching Place pub at 7.30am if anyone is feeling a little like tabogganing??

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Mordy - Racer New Land Speed Record

Carnage B4 the Tour

Top 5 WTF moments of the Giro

No 5

The Giro ... photography ... up a mountain or two ...







No 4

Stage 7

220km stage with 20km of down the fuck dirty road, that ... once it rains ... turns into god aweful fucking line of mud grime grity cow ship licking slippery how the fuck do you prepare for this anal hell ...

Evans wins ... in front of a Russian ...

WTF!




No 3

Stage 11

A breakaway in the Giro ... 54 riders, 20km into a 262km stage ... Astana, holding the pink jersey, cries, that they didn't know how big the breakaway was until they had a 15 minute lead ... professional racing with race radios ... WTF!



No 2

Stage 16

12.8km Time Trial ... uphill ... one section 24% ... dirt road ... Garzelli fingers it with a 41 minute and 28 second 18.5km average ... WTF!





No 1

Stage 15
After 211.9km of cycling ... 10km of this hoar ridden bitch of pain ...

... what

... the

FUCK!