There was movement on his reputation for the word had passed around
That the phrase he would regret had got away
And was heard by other riders - it was worth a thousand pound
And all wondered if this meant that he was gay
All the tried and noted riders approached the nasty homeward hill
Up Boronia by the houses and the cars
For the riders love hard riding where the roads rise higher still
But Tuscadero "prefers a dildo up the arse"
Is the 'dildo' a 'wiggle special'?
ReplyDeleteBrilliant!! your best ditty yet....and henceforth Tuscadero shall now assume a secondary moniker and also be known as "Dilly"
ReplyDeleteSpanglish you should come riding with the gang one of these days. Sorry for not calling you but I assumed you'd change plans when the mechanic alerted you to the sass attack on Sunday
We set up a blog to avoid the email/sms scenario. Just so you don't keep on wasting your time, sms messages on Saturday night are too late, frankly its fucking pathetic.
ReplyDeleteI've been washing my mouth out with soap ever since... the shame, the shame...
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